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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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