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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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