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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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