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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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