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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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