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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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