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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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