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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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