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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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