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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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