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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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