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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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