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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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