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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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