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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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