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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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