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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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