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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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