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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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