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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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