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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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