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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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