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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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