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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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