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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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