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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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