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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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