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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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