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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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