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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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