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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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