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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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