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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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