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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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