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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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