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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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