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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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