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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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