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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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