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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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