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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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