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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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