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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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