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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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