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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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