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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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