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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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