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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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