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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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