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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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